Lost in the motherfucking mood

HEY? WHAT?   I'm James. One day i hope to be described as rough and tumble. In the mean time you can think of me as the baby of Carmen SanDiego and Waldo. Wolves are cool, so are owls and aladdin, you'll see a lot of that shit here most likely. Get at me.

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Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad

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Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad

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southwardasyougo:

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

Bitch said the thing 😳🙌

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dammitkelsey:

housewifeswag:

ilikelivingintoday:

Kevin Durant talks about his mom during MVP speech.

yeah okay I’m ugly crying

help omg i’m bawling

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bellamyyoung:

meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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